The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Jordan Belfort: Fucked up. Jordan Belfort: Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. Jordan Belfort: But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Is it Wednesday already? it doesnt exist. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? One day, you will do it right. I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. On my Dad's side. Good! I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. A master diver! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Oh, my God. Jordan Belfort: Coming Soon. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. It's a whazy. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. They're business expenses. Stability. Mark Hanna: So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Brad: No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. But it gets even better, baby. Drugs. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: WHY, GOD? The jet skis just went overboard! Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Mark Hanna: The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Naomi Lapaglia: Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? [laughing] Privacy Policy Trust me. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. I am a master diver, you hear that? Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Sell me that pen. Jordan Belfort: Venice. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Go on. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Jordan Belfort: And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? You know what I mean? Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Jordan Belfort: Oh, my God! I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Yeah. [sigh of relief] Mark Hanna: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Power. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Jordan Belfort: It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself! Jordan Belfort: It's flooded! I got you, baby. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. And then once right after lunch. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Jordan Belfort: I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Naomi Lapaglia: You cleaning your fishbowl? Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Chantalle: Babe, why you doing it like that? Let me get that right. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Bulls. Leah Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: $4,000? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. You be relentless! Donnie Azoff: I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? You called the captain the n-word. Look at yourself, Jordan. Naomi Lapaglia: And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. It was obscene, in the normal world. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. You know what a fugazi is? Jordan Belfort: Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. I fucking hate you, Jordan! Oh yeah. Donnie Azoff: Everyone wants to get rich. What the fuck is wrong with you? Good! The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Yeah! No shit. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Its because you have not learnt enough. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Jordan Belfort: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! People tend to give up. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Cocaine and hookers, my friend. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Don't try to fight it. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. Jordan Belfort: Once in the morning, right after I work out. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. Naomi Lapaglia: Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Jordan Belfort: You're in the fucking minor leagues. Right there? Is your landlord ready to evict you? Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Right? This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Yeah? I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Jordan Belfort: Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. I haven't made love to you in so long. Jordan Belfort: [narration] What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? Donnie Azoff: Don't you fucking dare! And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Donnie. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. I got you. No, everything's fine. I'm sure. We can't! Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Donnie Azoff: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Get off. It was like mainlining adrenaline. Dont worry, it wont take long. I fucked up! The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. It's like lasers. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Naomi Lapaglia: The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . See. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. How are you doing today? Go at it. 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Bald. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Oh come on, baby. Hello, John. Naomi Lapaglia: On new issue day? Come on, baby. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. All right, get the fuck off my boat. And you got the beautiful girls there. Donnie and I were going out on our own. Naomi Lapaglia: He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Mark Hanna: Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Share the best GIFs now >>> The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Donnie Azoff: And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. Refresh and try again. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Give him time. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Your hair looks good. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Mark Hanna: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Max Belfort: By creating an account, you agree to the Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: You people are all shit out of luck. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. I don't understand. I want you to fuck me real hard. fucking digits. I'm fucked up, Brad. Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. That was so fucking great. Jordan Belfort: It's startin' to shit in the house again. And you know something else, Daddy? Saturday Night Fever territory. They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! God damn it! Come for me. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Hey Paulie, what's up? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort: He's a Boy Scout! Jordan Belfort: I have some really, really great news. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: You're doing fucking drugs right now? Naomi Lapaglia: Nicholas the Butler: Donnie Azoff: Oh, Jesus Christ. It's wonderful. Donnie. Donnie Azoff: Fuzzy Bear over there? Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Fuck you! It doesn't exist. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Why don't you do me a favor. Good! Jordan Belfort: Like, "Run free!" GET OFF THE PHONE! The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. Brad: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room.